Happy Manufactured Commercial Holiday!!

Not that I don't mind getting some extra attention and pampering from the family but Father's day is made to sell cards, ties and tools. I try to honor my father the best way I can without being too sappy. As sardonic as he is, he wouldn't want some sanguine card with a contrived message anyways. I feel the same way and I prefer that if they wish to express their love and appreciation today that they spend some time with me or just give me a hug. It doesn't take much to make someone feel wanted and appreciated, it's a shame that we need holidays as a reminder. Nonetheless, if you're dad or have a dad- spend some time together and have a great father's day.

Father's day gift suggestion

What can I say? I'm just sick of sweaty pubes this summer.