All the corny X-mas related jokes you can handle....
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What does Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looks out the window?
Looks like "rain deer"
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!!
Why was Santa driving around slowly in the inner city?
Because he likes the ho's, ho's, ho's.
What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
Santa Claus farts
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