Thursday, January 24, 2008

Pop Quiz!!

You're a masseuse and you let yourself into your high profile client's apartment for an appointment. You notice he's sleeping so you set up your table. You then try to wake him but he's cold to the touch and unresponsive. Your next move should be....?

A) Call 911

B) Check to see if he's breathing

C) Take his wallet and run

D) Call Mary-Kate Olsen twice

E) Have your way with him, they don't call 'em "stiffs" for no reason.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Damn funny!

Actually, new reports show she called Mary Kate *4* times - three before calling 911, then one last time.

Oh dear lord... what has this world come to when Mary Kate is a better option than 911?